So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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