I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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