I'm so fucking centered right now
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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