YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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