ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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