I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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