i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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