My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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