hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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