Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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