Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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