similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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