i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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