its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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