Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
