dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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