Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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