playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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