I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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