just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Sorry about my life...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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