Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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