Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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