Small penises have feelings too.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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