i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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