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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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