i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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