and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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