i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
