Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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