I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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