This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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