My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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