Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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