You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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