Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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