the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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