My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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