My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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