We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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