Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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