Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
