Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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