No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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