Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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