We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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