nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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