whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
