what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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