No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
