my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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