It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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