I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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