Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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