The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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