I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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