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(201): View more from New Jersey

Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates

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(419): View more from Ohio

with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter

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(843): View more from South Carolina

if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.

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(410): View more from Maryland

She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it

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(408): View more from California

Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.

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(205): View more from Alabama

It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.

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(519): View more from Ontario

can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.

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