hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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