So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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